Everything Me:)

filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

hi-itslynann:

I wanna be kissed long and hard, by you.Your hands in my hair, my hands on your hips. Against the wall, gasping for air. The longing we’d been feeling for each other being let known in how our lips are interlocked. We don’t let go for a long time. Taking advantage of every touch, every finger brushing my neck as you bite my lip. The look in your eye as i pull away, wanting, needing as I hold on for dear life, never wanting to let you go again.

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.

dontbearuiner:

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.